tortillah:

teacher: maybe we should move the test?

me: image

(via uzxai)

  • me: do ur homework
  • me: no

hate:

im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises

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dashdrive:

if I lie here

if I just lay here

I’ll probably fall asleep so leave me alone

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notsosilentwallflower:

shampooonalasso:

tragicvillain:

image

in the name of

image

Finger me in the name of cardiology.

that works too

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carpegaudium:

homestucks-and-shit:

swagscats:

bagmilk:

ONLY DEAD PEOPLE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U DIE AND THAT FRUSTRATES ME

actually my friend had an operation last year and she was legally dead for seven minutes from loss of blood and she said it literally feels like absolutely nothing

that’s not comforting

THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE

(Source: heteroh, via whitetwosugarsplease)

"This is one more piece of advice I have for you: don’t get impatient. Even if things are so tangled up you can’t do anything, don’t get desperate or blow a fuse and start yanking on one particular thread before it’s ready to come undone. You have to figure it’s going to be a long process and that you’ll work on things slowly, one at a time."

Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood (via naomilku)

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